Sunday, July 19, 2015

Taught Twinklies


Before
About a year ago we strung up our Christmas lights above the back patio for a party.  We liked the way they looked so much, we decided to leave them up.  They moved to the front for Christmas, then back to the patio afterward.
The only problem was our hanging method was "quick and dirty" for the original party and after all this time, the lights were really starting to sag.
I decided anything worth doing is worth over-doing, so I bought stainless steel eye hooks and plastic coated stainless steel cables to help support the lights.





With the help of my dad, we pulled the new cables tight and ran the lights along them.  We actually pulled the cables so tight we were able to musically tune them.  The whole setup can be played like a giant harp.  Chrissy will be on a ladder playing the Star Wars theme at our next party.  Or not.
After

Thursday, July 16, 2015

Doors for Days

Before.  Gross, yellow, '70s laquer on doors and trim.
You may have noticed the frequency of posts has gone down recently, but it's only because we've been working on the mother of all projects--refinishing all the doors in the house.  Definitely easier said than done.
We started with a single door, to experiment with our techniques.  We started with a light sanding.

Our plan was to try a gel stain, which was something we had never worked with.  After the first coat, it looked like this.  Not encouraging, but the instructions indicated this would be the case.

After the second coat it looked better, but we weren't happy with it.  The gel stain gives a somewhat wood-like appearance, but it hides the real wood grain, which is actually pretty nice on the doors.

Since we didn't like the finish, we chemically stripped it and started over.
Our second attempt was a one-step stain and poly, in an attempt to avoid having to do multiple coats.  It was supposed to be a rich mahogany (pretty dark), but it didn't look anything like the can and just made the door look like it did when we started.  We quickly wiped it off as best as possible and returned it.
After some online research we found the next potential finish.  Royal Mahogany Dura Seal Quick Coat stain, meant for wood floors with a clear Danish Oil top coat.  Chrissy went to buy the stain and discovered it is only available to contractors...and cute girls who are very persuasive.

Thanks to the utility onesie, the stain went on beautifully.  It highlighted the beautiful wood grain we barely realized the doors had.

The Danish Oil gave it the perfect sheen.  Not too glossy, but nicely finished looking.  This first door is slightly rough, but we deliberately used our closet door as the first test.

Once we had our system down, it was time to expand to do the rest of the doors.


The next step was a whole lot of miserable stripping.  I cannot stress enough how nasty this stuff is.  Chrissy started on the ground, but after 30 chemical burns, I convinced her it would be better to have the doors at a better working height.

See how much happier she is now?

After many hours and several doors, Chrissy had had enough, so we called in backup.  We were lucky to get help from my brother, uncle and cousin.  We owe them big time.

We went through four gallons of stripper and scraped the goo into a steel bucket.  Once the stuff dried out slightly, I dumped out the nasty clump of rags and stripper into the trash can, saving the bucket for another project.

After everything was stripped, my cousin Garland sanded every door, with a sander purchased just for this project.  Notice how many there are in the stack behind him.  In total, we did 13 doors (eight closet, three bedroom, and two bathrooms).

Once everything was sanded, we were able to start finishing all the doors.  This took quite a while since the doors are double sided and they have to dry between coats.  Procrastination played a role too.

Eventually, we got all the doors finished, but we couldn't hang them until we addressed the door jambs.  This was actually all done concurrently, but it makes more sense if I describe them separately.

As mentioned earlier, the trim had the same unpleasant finish as all the doors.  The first thing we tried was using stripper on a jamb.  After discovering how miserable that was, and since we knew we wanted to paint the trim, we gave the rest of the trim a light sanding and moved on.

The shutter doors between the kitchen and hallway, previously mentioned here and here, were removed, but the hinge cutouts in the jamb remained.

I didn't want to look at them, so I made some filler pieces and carefully glued them in.  There wasn't an easy way to clamp the piece, so I wedged a stick in the doorway to hold the pieces in place and draped a towel over it to make it more visible.  I could imagine someone not paying attention and walking into it.

Once the glue dried I sanded the patch flush and applied some wood filler.  It was now ready for paint.

After sanding each doorjamb they all got at least three coats of paint.  Yes, it was very tedious, just like the rest of the project.  Thanks again to Garland for finishing up the painting.

We also had to get all our hardware in order.  That meant painting the closet door tracks.

I also cheaped out and painted the old hinges flat black.

And the screws.

We did, however, spend a little money on new knobs for all the doors.  We went with the Venetian Bronze finish because it went great with the new door color.

With everything ready, it was finally time to hang the doors.

I also painted the closet door pulls.  I wasn't about to pay $7 per set for new pulls in the correct finish.

We are very happy with the way everything turned out, but we never want to do it again.  It's amazing how nice relatively cheap, flat, hollow-core doors can look.
Unfortunately we skipped the door to the garage and the front doors because we didn't want them removed for a long period of time.  Hopefully they will go fast since we are now experts on the process.

Update:  I just realized I didn't include the total cost for this project.  Here's the approximate breakdown:

Materials
Stripper: ($20 x 4) $80
Stain:  $15
Danish Oil:  $10
Trim Paint:  $40 (lots of leftover)
Spray Paint:  $5
Closet Door Rollers:  $15
Knobs:  $110
Total:  $275

Labor
David:  4 Beers
Garland:  3 lbs lentils
Mike:  6 gal herbal tea
Chrissy:  32 chemical burns
Andy:  Sanity
Total:  Indeterminate

Tuesday, July 14, 2015

Horn Hack

This post is a little behind, but it is interesting.
When I got my new job, I drove the Golf for a couple days due to my longer commute, so Chrissy had to drive the Miata to work.  Someone tried to run over her so she attempted to use the horn, only to discover it didn't work.  Shockingly, the horn did work when I bought the car, so I looked into several possible causes, but thought it might be related to my recent passenger airbag removal.  I reattached half of the airbag connector under the dash and the horn was back in action.  Great success!

Sunday, June 28, 2015

Toilet Tampering

Before
We started having trouble with the toilet in our master bath, again.  There seemed to be a slow leak, so it was constantly running.  I didn't see any water draining into the bowl, but that had to be the problem.  It turned out the zip-tie that holds in the fancy dual-flush unit broke (just like it did in the guest bath) and was caught in the gasket, causing a slow leak.

After removing the broken zip-tie and replacing it with a sturdier one, I adjusted the float level and thought I was good.  I wanted to get the water level a bit lower, but the float type wouldn't allow it, which bugged me, but I was happy to have the leak fixed.  I left the lid off so I could monitor everything for a while.  A day later, I discovered the water level was very slowly rising and running into the overflow pipe.  Who knows how much water was wasted.

I happened to have a spare valve on hand because I unnecessarily replaced it in the other bathroom.  Long story, that I won't go into.  Oddly, I can't find a blog post about it.

The first step was draining the tank and removing the old valve.  I recommend having plenty of old towels on-hand.

Once that was done, installing the replacement valve was a cinch.  So far there's no leaks and I was able to dial in the exact water level I wanted.  Success.
After

Monday, June 22, 2015

Fun Frame

Before
Let me start by saying I hate people who drive slowly in the fast lane.  I, however, drive with the flow of traffic, but I often leave a bigger gap in front of me than most.  I do this because I'm a better driver than most.  That reasonable gap, combined with the fact that I'm driving a Prius seems to make the driver behind me extra stupid.  I wanted a way to gently remind people to back off and calm down.  I didn't want to mar the Prius with a bumper sticker, so I started looking for a license plate frame to convey the appropriate message.
Most readily available frames were a little more aggressive than I wanted, with phrases like "The closer you get, the slower I drive" (I don't need any road rage), so I ordered a custom frame from ebay.  I actually got two for $10.  It's a little more in-your-face than I expected due to the text font/size, but I like it.
After

Wednesday, May 13, 2015

Crumbling Clothes Line

As you can see above, our clothesline uses plastic pieces to hold a couple metal pieces in place.  On the opposite side of the mechanism, the plastic piece broke and disappeared.

I wanted to replace the plastic piece with metal, but it was proving to be too tight, so I drilled a new hole.

I then added a stainless steel bolt to hold support the existing piece.  Good as new.

Sunday, May 10, 2015

About Time for Aeration

The faucets in our guest bathroom had pretty unobstructed flow since we bought the house and we never bothered to change them, until now.  We previously did the master bathroom faucets, but with the drought raging on, it was definitely time to update the guest bath.  We were able to buy just the aerator inserts and reuse the chrome rings.
For just a couple bucks we were able to reduce our water usage with pretty much no impact on our lives.